-Allow at least 3 times as much time as it should take to get anywhere or do anything.
-Speak Castellano and not Spanish (Spanish is spoken in Spain)
-Eat fruit that resmebles forg eggs, cacoons and other typically non-edible ítems
-Lick your plate after every meal to coserve wáter when doing dishes
-Burn all your garbage in a hole behind your house
-Find glowey bugs (fireflies) that turn off when you try to catch them. (In all my quests of catching glowey bugs I have never suceded. I will think that I have one only to find that he magically has dissappeared) However the battle is not yeto ver between me and the glowey bugs
-Find lemons the size of something that could only have been grown in Texas.
-East rice all the time
-Cook rice with a plastic bag in the pot (this actually makes the rice a lot more delicious, I will teach anyone that desires to know the secret to cooking rice in the Peruvian fashion)
-Tie a trailer to the bumper of the truck because there is no hitch
-Find people with typewriters on street corners to type letters for the general public
- Do you find a family of 5 squishing onto a motorbike to go to school each day
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